{Political_Views} Wisconsin declares war on President Obama

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> President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
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> "Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented norwegian voice said. "This is Archie, down here at the Rod and Gun Club in Eagle River , Wisconsin . I am callin' to tell ya that we are officially declaring war on ya!"
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> "Well, Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
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> "Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole pool team from the Rod & Gun. That makes eight!"
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> Barack paused, "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
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> "Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"
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> Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
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> "And what equipment would that be, Archie?" Barack asked.
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> "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."
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> President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
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> "Lord above," said Archie. "I'll be getting back to ya."
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> Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day... "President Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harold's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the coffee shop have joined us as well!"
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> Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Archie, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
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> "Oh Lord," said Archie, "l'll have to call you back."
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> Sure enough, Archie called again the next day.. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
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> "I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
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> Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."
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> WISCONSIN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
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> If you're from Wisconsin , you won't even need to be told to pass this on.
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> Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you will live.
> Sandy
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