Stuff happens.
Confucianism
Confucius says, "Stuff happens."
Buddhism
If stuff happens, it isn't really stuff. It is only an illusion.
Zen
What is the sound of stuff happening?
Orin
This stuff can serve your spiritual evolution into Light.
Eckart Tolle
Just observe stuff.
Tantra
All of this stuff is about love
Hinduism
This stuff happened before.
Scientology
Let's clear this stuff.
New Life Expo
We are happy to charge you as much money as possible to learn more about
this stuff.
Unitarianism
Let's debate this stuff.
Consumerism
How much stuff can I get at the dollar store?
Existentialism
All of this stuff is unexplainable - you exist, you make choices.
Hermeticism
As the stuff is within, so the stuff is without.
Jehovah's Witness
Knock Knock, let me tell you about the stuff which will happen unless...
Mayanism
In 2012 you will understand all of this stuff .and time will end. Have a
nice day.
Affirmation
I AM...this stuff.
Hippyism
This stuff is groovy, Man!
Socialism -
Stuff happenss to everyone equally - except the privileged
Communism
Let's share this stuff.
Menschism
Let's do good things with this stuff.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mensch
Islam
If stuff happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islamofascism
Believe the stuff that we do, or else we will do the will of Allah
Ascension
There is better stuff.in the 5th dimension.
Breatharianism
Who needs stuff when I can live on Prana alone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia
Eckankar
The Mahanta really understands this stuff.
Feng Shui
When your stuff is in the right place the chi really flows!
Tarunism (?)
This stuff can help you get ahead
Protestantism
Let's work harder and let stuff happen to someone else.
Good stuff comes in the after life.
Sycophantism
I just love your stuff!
Infantilism
I don't like this stuff! Whaaaaaa!
Louise Hay
You can heal your life.and stuff.
http://www.louisehay.com/
Reiki
Let's get together and Reiki this stuff.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiki
Catholicism
If stuff happens, I deserve it. So many sins, so little time.
Whole Foods
Buy a $5.00 Oat Bran muffin and you feel better about stuff.
Drumming
There is a primal rhythm to all of this stuff.
Elan
How does this stuff serve me exactly as it is?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&defl=en&q=define:elan&ei=8fc3S_RvhLyyA_fmrM4E&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title&ved=0CAcQkAE
Bashar
How could this stuff serve me exactly as it is?
http://bashar.org/
Judaism
Why does this stuff always happen to us?
Televangelism
Send money or bad stuff will happen to you,
more money brings more good stuff
Course in Miracles
All of this stuff is an illusion!
Agnosticism
Maybe stuff happens, or maybe not. No real evidence either way.
Joseph Murphy
This stuff is all Divine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Murphy_%28author%29
Symbolism
What does this stuff mean????
Prism
Look at all the cool colors this stuff makes.
Atheism
I do not believe this stuff. Show me your evidence and proof of stuff.
Syllogism
Major premise: This stuff can be interpreted in many ways.
Minor premise: Everyone sees stuff differently.
Conclusion: Therefore, your interpretation of stuff depends on how you see
things
Nepotism
I only share this stuff with my family.
McCarthyism
Have you now or ever been a member of any group promoting this stuff?
Optimism
This stuff is great!
Pessimism
This stuff stinks!
Pacifism
Whatever this stuff is, let's just get along with one another.
Millenarianism
For a thousand years we have talked about this stuff.
Ohmanism (?)
This stuff is amazing! Oh, Man!
Occultism
The good stuff is invisible.
Quixoticism
Anything is possible with this stuff.
NLP
Watch you language.when you talk about Stuff!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuro-linguistic_programming
Veganism
Is the stuff you are eating organic and free-range?
Hip Hop
Add a base rhythm to this stuff and put it out as a remix tape.
Asceticism
Enough with the stuff, already!
Unity
Let's be practical about this stuff!
Christian Science
All of this stuff is just in your mind.
Matzoism
This stuff is funny!
Haha!Let's laugh about this stuff.
Henny Youngman
Take my stuff, please!
Britney Spearism
I didn't mean to turn you on.to stuff.
Yoga
Be one with stuff.
Abraham
What is your intention concerning this stuff?
Loch Ness Monster
Believing stuff is seeing stuff.
Feminism
We demand the same right to this stuff!!!
Freud
Let's not get anal-retentive about this stuff.
Ayurveda
First determine the dosha of your stuff.
Massage
Let's loosen this stuff up - your hamstrings are tight.
Eroticism
This stuff is turning me on!
Fetishism
Let's get kinky with this stuff!
Rastafarianism
Ja rules the stuff!!! Let's all get together and smoke this stuff.
Dr. Phil
Getting this stuff is like a hog trying to tap dance in a puddle of mud.
Mr. Spock
I fail to understand the human preoccupation of endlessly questioning the
abstract possibilities of life with such emotion. This stuff is quite
illogical.
Mensa
Of course we understand all of this stuff!
Dracula
I toss and turn all day in my coffin thinking about this stuff.
Primal Therapy
Stuff? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Dolphins
If you want to talk about all of this stuff, that's fine. Got any fish for
me?
God
Stop complaining about all of this stuff. Just be happy! You know, from
here, you all look like ants.
An ant
From here, all of this stuff looks gigantic!
For more stuff:
Women: Send a sexy picture for a quick email response.
It does not have to be you - just any sexy picture. Men: Lavish praise and
promises of money making opportunities will get a quick email response.
Movies inspired by Food
Defending Your Knife
A witty look at a man who arrives in the afterlife where if you cannot make
a case for having eaten well during your life, you must return to earth and
try again to eat only at five star restaurants. Look for a cameo appearance
by Dom Deluise.
Little Butter
This film parallels the historical life of the enlightened master Buddha
with a lesser known spiritual teacher, Butter. Beautiful cinematography and
acting help us understand the challenges in Butter's path to enlightenment
and his meetings with various breads and muffins.
Gummi
Retelling of the life of Gandhi via a gummi bear with a strking resemblance
to Gandhi. This small, modest piece of candy does what others before him
could not - lead India to freedom and taste delicious in the process.
Latte Of Heaven
A new retelling of Ursula K. Le Guin's science fiction masterpiece about a
man who literally watches his "effective" dreams become instant realities
every time he drinks a latte at Starbucks.
The Matzoix
A man discovers that the world he has been living in is a hoax - an
elaborate computer program controlled by powerful machines. This film makes
you question if you are sane and how to see beyond illusions through
laughter. Personally, I am still confused - and those sequels did not help,
either!
Groundbeef Day
A Teenager caught in a personal time warp on the worst day of his life has
to deal with the issues of human existence that are common to everybody.
Every day is a repeat of another day at school where ground beef of a
questionable quality is served up in the cafeteria.
Cheeses of Nazareth
This television mini-series begins before the nativity and aging of a chunk
of Cheddar Cheese, bringing to life all the majesty and sweeping drama of
the life of Cheeses. A star-studded international cast adds great depth and
humanity to the roles of the Deli counter people, Grilled cheese cook, and
ordinary people Cheeses encountered.
What the beef do we know?
Part documentary, part story, and part elaborate visual effects, this film
reveals the uncertain world of dating on the Internet. Fourteen top
scientists and mystics introduce the Great Questions framed by both science
and religion about dating. Through the course of the film, we realize that,
in essence, relationships are a crap shoot, so just have fun and lower your
standards.
thanks to http://www.byregion.net/cgibin/users/profiles.pl?username=matzo
C Hamilton
a moderator of
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/new-continuum/
adult humor/opinion/pictures
repost from 2009
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