----- Original Message -----From: Salty JamieSent: Saturday, January 21, 2012 12:58 PMSubject: Re: {Political_Views} A Brief History of Rick Perry's Epic Campaign Failure - OOPS!Aloha Daniel,
The problem with the Little Dummer Boy having left the three ring circus that is the GOP primary season, is that, there are now fewer clowns running for office. Where will the comedy come from now?On Fri, Jan 20, 2012 at 11:34 PM, Daniel Prestridge <rockieball@cox.net> wrote:
--Good ridiance to bad rubbish----- Original Message -----From: Salty JamieSent: Friday, January 20, 2012 12:58 PMSubject: {Political_Views} A Brief History of Rick Perry's Epic Campaign Failure - OOPS!
A Brief History of Rick Perry's Epic FAIL CampaignPosted: 20 Jan 2012 06:00 AM PST
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[h/t David]Well, I called it.
I kept telling people that the Secessionist would flame out on the national stage unless his handlers ran the Palin playbook and kept him away from the media and the debates. Oh well. As the Secessionist would say, "Oops."
Here are some highlights of the worst presidential campaign ever.
8/13/2011: The Secessionist announces his candidacy at Erick Erickson's RedState
Book BurningGathering. In his speech, he complains about the "injustice" that too many Americans don't pay income taxes.8/16/2011: The Secessionist calls the Bush-appointed Chairman of the Federal Reserve a traitor and suggests he'd be lynched if he visited the Lone Star State.
8/28/11: The Secessionist, repeating the charge he made in his book, calls one of the most successful and popular federal programs (MEDICARE) a criminal conspiracy and "a monstrous lie." Who needs to win Florida, anyway?
9/7/11: In his first debate, the new front-runner whines that he feels "like a pinata" and says global warming is a hoax because of Galileo or something.
9/13/11: The Secessionist gets attacked in his second debate for forcing "little girls" to be injected with an STD vaccine (socialized medicine!) -- and makes it worse by telling Michele Bachmann that he can't be bought off for a lousy $5,000. $10,000 is another story. (Implying that he could be bought for the right price.)
9/22/11: The Secessionist tells his fellow Republicans they "don't have a heart" if they disagree with his decision to give children of undocumented workers in-state tuition. He also completely blows a pre-scripted attack on Willard. This effectively ends his campaign.
10/5/11: The Secessionist announces he's raised $17 million in the third quarter, demonstrating how many incredibly stupid Republicans there are.
10/18/11: In yet another debate, the Secessionist weirdly brings up his Achilles heel -- immigration -- and tries to attack Willard for hiring "illegals." Of course, everyone knows he and his corporate masters have had their share of "illegals" working for them for decades.
11/9/11: The Secessionist, who had been struggling in the debates, has arguably the worst moment in any presidential debate, ever. (OOPS!)
12/8/11: The Secessionist runs viciously anti-gay ad in Iowa wearing the same jacket Heath Ledger wore in Brokeback Mountain. (Is he secretly coming out of the closet?)
12/9/11: The Secessionist rambles about the "eight" Supreme Court justices -- which he also can't name -- and then says how awesome he's going to do in the "New Hampshire caucuses." (New Hampshire has - can you say - PRIMARIES - and not - CAUCUSES!
12/19/11: The Secessionist calls the deceased leader of North Korea, "Kim John the Second." Really. (And not Kilm Jung Il - his name. As Bugs Bunny would say "What a maroon!". Texas deserves every bad thing that comes it's way. Perry - Bush 2016!
1/3/2012: The Secessionist finishes fifth in Iowa.
1/10/12: The Secessionist finishes fifth in New Hampshire, with 0.7 percent of the vote. He seems to suggest he's suspending his campaign, then sends out a bizarre tweet and takes it back.
1/19/12: The Secessionist quits. Everyone points and laughs.
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Saturday, 21 January 2012
Re: {Political_Views} A Brief History of Rick Perry's Epic Campaign Failure - OOPS!
Easy have Mitt debate himself. He has changed postitions more times than people having sex.
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