Mitt Romney was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
leaving from Washington D.C. when he turned to her and said,
" Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl who just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said to Mitt. "What do you want to talk about?"
"Oh I don't know," Mitt said. "How about climate change
the economy or universal health care?" As he smiles
smugly.
"Ok," she replied. "Those could be interesting topics.
But let me ask you a question fist."
"Ok." Mitt.
So the little girl asked, "A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer excretes little
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?"
Mitt is visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girls replies. "Do you feel qualified
to discuss climate change, the economy or universal
health care when you don't know shit?"
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